#Joke

"Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor."

"Happiness is a big joke; let us laugh at it loud."

"The trouble with aggressive nonsmokers is that they feel they are doing you a favor by not allowing you to smoke. They seem to think that one day you'll look back and thank them for those precious fifteen seconds they just added to your life. What they don't understand is that those are just fifteen more seconds you can spend hating their guts and plotting revenge."

"It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor."

"Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man."

"One can never have enough socks,"said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books."

"In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke."