#knowing-oneself

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."