#knowing-oneself

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."