#knowing-oneself

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."