#knowing-oneself

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."