#knowing-oneself

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"We are unknown to ourselves, we men of knowledge - and with good reason. We have never sought ourselves - how could it happen that we should ever find ourselves? It has rightly been said: "Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also"; our treasure is where the beehives of our knowledge are."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Humans vs. Monkeys [10w] + [10w] Baby monkeys are much more clever than a human babies.Human babies leap ahead because of their capacity for language."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."