#knowing-oneself

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"