#knowing-oneself

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Freedom [10w] You've never experienced freedom until you have nothing to lose."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."