#knowledge-of-self

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."