#knowledge-of-self

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Preachiness vs. Prose vs. Poetry A poem that says what it means is prose;if it means what it says it's a sermon.Leave the homiletics for the priestsprose for the journalistsand soulful resonancefor the poets."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."