#knowledge-of-self

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."