#knowledge-of-self

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."