#knowledge-of-self

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."