#knowledge-of-self

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."