#knowledge-of-self

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."