#knowledge-teaching

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Fulfillment [10w] Sometime fulfillment goes beyond the date Amazon delivers your order."

"Hatred is a Simple Child Hatred is a simple child nurtured and coddled in a raging heart and then released into a crowd of innocents wearing a suicide vest."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."