#knowledge-teaching

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

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"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."