#knowledge-teaching

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."