#knowledge-teaching

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."