#knowledge-teaching

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."