#knowledge-teaching

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."