#knowledge-teaching

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."