#knowledge-teaching

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."