#knowledge-teaching

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."