#knowledge-teaching

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."