#knowledge-teaching

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."