#knowledge-teaching

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Kraft Macaroni & Cheese: It's the cheesiest... ...advertising slogan ever!"

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."