#knowledge-teaching

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."