#knowledge-teaching

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."