#knowledge-teaching

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"The Warrior's Way To the warrior,peace is an annoying interruption of war."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Virtual Friends [10w] Internet camaraderie's bullshit because these 'friends' can't be relied upon."