#knowledge-teaching

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."