#life

"If you don't want anyone to know about your existence, you might as well kill yourself. You're taking up space, air."

"If you wait for a cake to be given to you so you will be happy- then you will be happy when someone gives you a cake. But if you buy a cake (or bake one) for yourself so you will be happy, you have found the way of happiness."

"It takes a well-spent lifetime, and perhaps more, to crystalize in us that for which we exist."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"I want to have fun. Life ain't no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I'm a comedian; I ain't no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love."

"Sometimes it's better to stop trying to make sense of things. Life isn't clear cut, there are always gray areas."

"Some people think football [soccer] is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that."

"Birth after birth the line unchanging runs,And fathers live transmitted in their sons;Each passing year beholds the unvarying kinds,The same their manners, and the same their minds:Till, as erelong successive buds decay,And insect-shoals successive pass away,Increasing wants the pregnant parent vexWith the fond wish to form a softer sex. .."

"My biggest fault is that the faults I was born with grow bigger each year."

"Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself."

"What will happen will happen. There is time for miracles until there is no more time, but time has no end."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"I read the script and decide if a particular character looks fun to play. I look for complexity and a sense of humor. Those are crucial, real things to life."

"Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves - slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future."

"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."

"It is in your hands to make life miserable or happy. No religion, spiritual leaders or knowledge will ever make you fully satisfied."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Photography takes an instant out of time, altering life by holding it still."