#life

"What will happen will happen. There is time for miracles until there is no more time, but time has no end."

"The way I define happiness is being the creator of your experience, choosing to take pleasure in what you have, right now, regardless of the circumstances, while being the best you that you can be."

"MagicSandra’s seen a leprechaun,Eddie touched a troll,Laurie danced with witches once,Charlie found some goblins gold.Donald heard a mermaid sing,Susy spied an elf,But all the magic I have knownI've had to make myself."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours."

"Life is an experiment in which you may fail or succeed. Explore more, expect least."

"Dead, we are revealed in our true dimensions, and they are surprisingly modest."

"I don't think two people could have been happier than we have been."

"She should have done science, not spent all her time with her head in novels. Novels gave you a completely false idea about life, they told lies and they implied there were endings when in reality there were no endings, everything just went on and on and on."

"The truth is that I feel totally helpless, or totally inconsolable, to be more honest. I’m not trying to hide it, but it’s something you’re not to worry about."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation."

"I don't understand people who say they need more "Me Time."What other time is there? Do these people spend part of their day in someone else's body?"

"That's not a bad word...hate and war are bad words, but fuck isn't."

"How unhappy does one have to be before living seems worse than dying?"

"Love, I thought to myself abstractedly. Not 'This is love' or 'Is this love?' Not a sentence, not a certainty, not a thought with moving parts or direction. Just love, all of it, as it is. Whether it's enough or not. Wthether it's real or we're making it up. However shoddy it gets, or bent out of shape. It's still extraordinary. However foolish, however vain. However badly it ends. Love."

"To live is to war with trolls."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"We are biology. We are reminded of this at the beginning and the end, at birth and at death. In between we do what we can to forget."