#life

"I want everything I do to have humor in it, because it seems to me that all of life has that."

"Don't own so much clutter that you will be relieved to see your house catch fire."

"A very small percentage of the people in this world will actually experience and live today. So many people will be stuck on another day, another time that traumatized them and caused them to spiritually stutter so they miss out on this day."

"If only life could be a little more tender and art a little more robust."

"You get what anybody gets - you get a lifetime."

"All through life there were distinctions - toilets for men, toilets for women; clothes for men, clothes for women - then, at the end, the graves are identical."

"I paid, got up, walkedto the door, openedit.I heard the mansay, "that guy'snuts."out on the street Iwalked northfeelingcuriouslyhonored."

"In love, as in life, one misheard word can be tremendously important. If you tell someone you love them, for instance, you must be absolutely certain that they have replied "I love you back"and not "I love your back"before you continue the conversation."

"They're animals, all right. But why are you so goddam sure that makes us human beings?"

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"To treat a person like a carpet, it is necessary that one do the walking, and one allow himself to be walked on.--Shin'a'in saying"

"Every luxury must be paid for, and everything is a luxury, starting with being in this world."

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"I always felt like you had to be important to have enemies."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"You know you are truly alive when you’re living among lions."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"If the real world were a book, it would never find a publisher. Overlong, detailed to the point of distraction-and ultimately, without a major resolution."

"Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace."

"Life is magical for a lover."