"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."
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"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."
"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."
"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."
"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."
"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."
"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."
"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."
"Moment of Truth 'Moment of truth' is derived fromthe Spanish momento de la verdad, that Hemingway epiphanous moment when the matador is about to kill the bull. Now it means the moment you realize you won't make it back to the parking meter before it expires ~sometimes expressed as, Motherfucker!"
"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."
"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."
"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."
"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."
"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."
"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."
"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."
"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."
"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."
"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."
"The closer you come to knowing that you alone create the world of your experience, the more vital it becomes for you to discover just who is doing the creating."