#Meditation

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Frivolous Gossip and Poetry It's just so much frivolous gossip to dwell upon the moral merits of a poet;what should only concern the reader is the merit of his words.Leave moral judgments to the preachers and aesthetic judgments to the critical readers."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

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"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"When you plant a seed of love, it is you that blossoms."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."