#Meditation

"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Meditation is a way for nourishing and blossoming the divinity within you."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."