#Meditation

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Yoga is not a religion. It is a science, science of well-being, science of youthfulness, science of integrating body, mind and soul."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"for me, to say that I am yet to begin gives me the real reason not to look back and see what I have done but, to look ahead and see, understand and plan for what I am yet to do"

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

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"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."