#Meditation

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."