#Meditation

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."