#Meditation

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"When you plant a seed of love, it is you that blossoms."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."