#Meditation

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"GPS for Sin "You've entered the point of no return;Re-cal-cu-la-ting."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"