#Meditation

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Twitter Love [10w] ♥ ۵ 웃 유 ღ ♂ ♀ is2g, no b.s.dnt nd 8v3n, wen ive gt uaღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღღ"

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Have love for your inner Self and everything else is done for you."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Autumn Ikebana [10w] + {Haiku} Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves.or:Earthen rainbows raked by Autumn's Ikebana of wind arranging leaves."