#Meditation

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Looking at beauty in the world, is the first step of purifying the mind."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."