#Meditation

"Hi-Yo Silver! Away! [10w] "Kimosabe, me wanna fuckum Pamela, pronto.My teepee's blue."Tonto"

"With me, illusions are bound to be shattered. I am here to shatter all illusions. Yes, it will irritate you, it will annoy you - that's my way of functioning and working. I will sabotage you from your very roots! Unless you are totally destroyed as a mind, there is no hope for you."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"when somebody plays music, you listen. you just follow those sounds, and eventually you understand the music. the point can't be explained in words because music is not words, but after listening for a while, you understand the point of it, and that point is the music itself. in exactly the same way, you can listen to all experiences."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Epiphanies [10w] Epiphanies aren't intuitions of new ideas;they're rearranging existing information."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."