#Meditation

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Failures and mistakes are lessons to be learned from. They are opportunities for growth."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"The words were unexpected, but so incisively true. So much of prayer is like that - an encounter with a truth that has sunk to the bottom of the heart, that wants to be found, wants to be spoken, wants to be elevated into the realm of sacredness."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."