#mind-body-spirit

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Pessimists never go on a voyage of discovery, equally so they never leave the shoreline in search of new horizons."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life."

"Meaning of Life {Couplet} Life's but the love and laughter we've amassed,the friendships forged that shall outlastpossessions, station and renown,the make-up palette of a clown."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"With Cosmic Ordering you will never eat humble pie again."

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"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Each person has got a voice inside them. Communicate with it and take hold of it. Do not let it push and shove you around – you are its master!"

"On the other hand, if the future is not the one you chose then you may have to use your willpower to obtain the future of your liking."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Cosmic Ordering is like an echo! What you ask for comes back."