#mind-body-spirit

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"It so happens that at times your desires tend to disagree with the reality and this is due to the fact that you have not let the two elements complement each other."

"A Cosmic Ordering beginning makes a wealthy ending."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"For many, lack of achievement is more a consequence of fear of taking a chance and getting uncomfortable."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"We are all teachers, we all have knowledge and experiences that can teach others."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"The fastest way to double your money is to use Cosmic Ordering."

"Cosmic Ordering is a licence to print money."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"