#mind-body-spirit

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"When faced with a hurdle then give it all you've got to jump over it because it can't be done in two stages."

"It is not enough if you just live life as it comes to you like a floating leaf in a pond. Make use of the powers bestowed in you and soar like an eagle."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

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"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Whatever your desire, use Cosmic Ordering to get what you require!"

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Who, Me? We marry nearly the same person over and over again,hoping next time they'll get it right."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."