#mind-body-spirit

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Knowing that the brain is predisposed to religion and spirituality, then might it be that God is a creation of the brain?"

"How we relate with other people is dependent on how we rate ourselves and what we think about ourselves."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Forget hard work, use Cosmic Ordering."

"A barrier is a limitation only when you perceive it as one."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Pale Oak Leaves Scatter Pale oak leaves scatteraround my father's grave."For this I pay $30/month maintenance?"

"Now your boat comes in every day with Cosmic Ordering."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"The sprint is like life ... blink and you miss it."

"It's no shame in reaching second or third base if you aimed for first base."

"Change your life! Wake up and smell the Cosmic Ordering success."