#mind-body-spirit

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."

"Although you can’t go back in time and alter your natural level of potential, you can determine how much of that ability you tap into, exploit and develop for the future."

"Poverty: a temporary financial low, curable by money."

"Rewrite☷Rewrite [10w] Happiness writes new memories;New losses rewrite over old ones."

"Love on Fire [10w] A man in love cannot see fire or smell smoke."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"You are human, so stop acting as if though you are a sheep and start thinking for yourself."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"If we can acquire an attitude of self-belief, then we will surely determine our future actions and our future life opportunities."

"Defeat the warriors of patience and time with Cosmic Ordering."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Your dreams will come true, but do not be overly demanding. Be logical – there are not enough mansions for everyone in the world, are there?"

"What might have been can be with Cosmic Ordering."