#mind-body-spirit

"Cosmic Ordering is like an echo! What you ask for comes back."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"The first rule about the low hanging fruit principle is to always watch out for low hanging branches, they’re the ones to take it away from you."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"For many, lack of achievement is more a consequence of fear of taking a chance and getting uncomfortable."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"You have to create your self-belief by going to your core to find the probable reasons for the negativity in you, and then demolish them."

"Cosmic Ordering is your one way ticket to prosperity."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."