#mind-body-spirit

"If the great internet connects us all ... then why are so many of us becoming increasingly isolated?"

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"To dream by night is to escape your life. To dream by day is to make it happen."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"Narcissist, Assholes and Immunization Narcissists and assholes are immunized by their egos and sense of entitlement against the criticisms, grievances and resentments of others."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."