#mind-power

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Success will be within your reach only when you start reaching out for it."

"Cosmic Ordering success sticks to you like mud to a blanket."

"If you have made mistakes in life there’s always another chance with Cosmic Ordering."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"When all around you are losing their heads, use Cosmic Ordering."

"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Your dreams will come true, but do not be overly demanding. Be logical – there are not enough mansions for everyone in the world, are there?"