#mind-power

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Don’t waste time making money ... use Cosmic Ordering."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"When you act on your beliefs, the realisation that happens is caused by you and this will in turn lead to a consequence."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Without enthusiasm then what we have surrounded ourselves with becomes worthless."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"A person today who seems to have a great sense of self-esteem has his or her childhood days to thank for it."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"When we give up the chase, we give up our wishing."

"When you fail, that is when you get closer to success."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."