#mind-power

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Globalization is a form of artificial intelligence."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"A Cosmic Ordering beginning makes a wealthy ending."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Happiness is something we reap from the seeds we sow. Plant misery seeds and that us what you reap."

"Cosmic Ordering is a dish best served today."