#mind-power

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"There are no prizes for defying yourself."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"With Cosmic Ordering it’s not only your wealth that grows, your mind does too!"

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"If your only goal is to become rich then use Cosmic Ordering."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."

"To make Cosmic Ordering work you have to start using it."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Minds are like flowers, they only open when the time is right."