#mind-power

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"The only time you fail is when you fall down and stay down."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Have faith in the universe and its capability to lead you to the path of abundance."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Believe and achieve with Cosmic Ordering."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Sick of lame ducks, use Cosmic Ordering and your ducks will lay golden eggs."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"The mode by which the impossible is reached is Cosmic Ordering."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"